vibruhtor:

thanks to all my mutuals who liked my selfie but didn’t reblog it! I didn’t realize the F in Friday stood for fake!

(via preteenager)

ostracizedpoodle:

My teacher won’t email me back is this the friend zone

(via unshaped)

2000yr:

merlotte:

2000yr:

Can the science side of tumblr explain why my ass itch

wash your fucking ass

Wash your attitude

(via fake-mermaid)

teamrocketing:

this is great. just the three of us

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you.. me..

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and this brick wall you built between us

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(via lubricates)

tommypickles:

hitting me with a star during Mario kart isn’t going to make your parents love you

(via telapathetic)

meladoodle:

so APPARENTLY the turn it off and on again method doesnt work for life support machines

(Source: meladoodle, via bullied)

fruitcrocs:

when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’t 

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*gets 0 on the test*

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(Source: fruitcrocs, via asvprock)

spenceromg:

like yeah cool we follow each other but when are we gonna date

(via ugly)